THINKING, TALKING, TYPING TRASH

I am so happy the three years have gone past. What was supposed to be the most pathetic, tiresome, irritating, disgusting, blood-sucking, three years of my life has blown away with the wind. Whoooooosh!!! Vanish!!! Thank You GOD for carrying me through this. I have never been sooooooo relieved. I finally won’t have to go to that “dirty-looking college of mine anymore. Once the exams are over I will be freeeeeeeee!!! College days are supposed to be one’s bestest days. But I had nightmarish college days. Filthy people shouting cusswords all around!!! And then there were these weird kinda teachers. Everything just went haywire with me in college. But that’s gonna be an old story pretty soon. I should be ashamed but I take pride in telling people that in the last three years I didn’t even attend college for 100 days. I am setting bad example, I know. But what can I do….I was trapped….and being absent was my only refuge. But thank GAWD……it’s all over. HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!

To…ahem…Moumita Aunty… You would be happy to know (rather I am happy to let you know) that I was wrooooooooooooong!!!!! Wooooooooh I am so relieved. Well I know you are the best and you will remain the best (till eternity), but my bhabi is not bad at all. She is quite sweet actually. Well, she is my bhabi after all, so she has to be good. :)…… you know what? I had been judgmental a bit too early. Thank god I realized my mistake. She is my brother’s wife after all. So there’s no way I can have a sour relation with her. That would only hurt my brother. And there’s absolutely no reason to have a sour relation with her because she is really good, and hopefully she will get better with time. And, you know what; I am too sweet to have any problem with anybody . Now ask me what I am calling her!!! Nooooooooooo, I’m not calling her RANI , coz someone told me that “Rani is the best”. And I am not even calling her boudi , coz I am telling you that “Boudi is the best”. (now, no need ...

I know you too little to comment anything. But knowing you is a part of one the most glorious chapters of my life. I talked to YOU even before I talked to SIR. That was the moment we both had connected somewhere. Though we never talked much but there was always a huge amount of respect for YOU from my side and hopefully an equal amount of respect from your side. Somewhere deep down my heart you made feel really special because you referred my friends as “tumi” but you referred to me as “tui”. My family may have never met YOU and SIR, but they know you too well because I talked about you all so much. I still get up early on Wednesdays and Fridays. It hasn’t yet seeped into that I may never have to visit Salt Lake again. My friends either called you “Ma’am” or “Aunty” but I never did so. Not on your face though, but I called YOU by YOUR name. Because that’s what SIR called YOU, and all I know about YOU is from SIR’s point of view, IRA. You have left us and you have also taken a part of S...